Our middle nomad son, Ethan, heard what sounded like tapping on a window while he was brushing his teeth last night. This is the conversation between him, and Daddy Nomad (after Daddy Nomad investigated the noise, with his gun in tow, of course.)
Ethan: “Well, I didn’t want to go investigating, and check on it myself.”
Daddy Nomad: “You scared?”
Ethan: “No, sir. I’m smart.”